Musings of a Premature Curmudgeon On Being Me by Craig A. Hart am an old shit trapped in the body of an approaching-middle-age shit. At a […]

My Fucking Hat Dearest Idiots, This second installment of my musings finds me full of hoary angst. The White House has thus far neglected to reply […]

Dear Future Voters, Last week I announced my candidacy for President of the United States. I have received a shocking lack of attention from the media. […]

Greetings Comrades, I write to you from my sick bed, my fingers almost too weak to hold the pen. For the last 24 hours, I have […]