September 5, 2016
Craig A. Hart

Musings of a Premature Curmudgeon #14 Tips for Lovers(Part One)

Tips for Lovers (Part One) As a worldly, experienced curmudgeon, I happen to be irresistible to women. Frankly, I’m not sure why this is, but it […]
August 29, 2016
Craig A. Hart

Musings of a Premature Curmudgeon # 13 The Fucking News

THE FUCKING NEWS Greetings to all you black-hearted degenerates. It’s your lovable curmudgeon back for another Monday of absolute debauchery. What else are Mondays good for, […]
August 22, 2016
Craig A. Hart

Musings of a Premature Curmudgeon #12: Satan’s Tooth Picks Part 2

Satan’s Tooth Picks Part 2 (continued – Read Part One here) Once free of the door, I looked around in confusion. “Where are the batting cages? […]
August 15, 2016
Craig A. Hart

Musings of a Premature Curmudgeon #11: Satan’s Tooth Pick Part 1

Satan’s Toothpicks, Part 1 Although I have unquestionably earned my curmudgeon badge—through much hard work and the occasional felony—it is also well-known I am a faithful […]
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