The Fucking Funnies Presents the works by David Geiser
June 1, 2016
#thesideshow June 3rd 2016 Flash Fiction The Laws of Motion by Jo Beckett-King
June 3, 2016
I drank wine out of a cup, bottle next to it, and in the middle of the night woke up wanting cold pizza. Cold lemonade.
But realized that while blacked out I ate all of the pizza. And drank all lemonade.
And I didn’t even have the sense to enjoy it while it was there.
Now, my stomach hurts. My mouth is thick.
Jane-Rebecca Cannarella is an editor at HOOT Review, a crazy cat lady, and a Nutella enthusiast. She received her BA and M.Ed from Arcadia University, attended Goldsmiths: University of London, Sarah Lawrence College, and is finishing up her MFA at Antioch University. When not poorly playing the piano, she chronicles the many ways that she embarrasses herself at the website www.youlifeisnotsogreat.com. She occasionally drinks wine out of a mug that has a smug poodle on it, and she’s not wonderful at writing in the third person.
