Lush Life Smurf life
Rain donuts down into my throat
Napoleon’s face was torn apart by dogs
no, not really
but he’d love Facebook.
He would be such an over poster.
Let’s take a Rick Steve’s Tour and
join him in Rome for the sacking
topple the marble and the grim short sided peasants
no misfires, no mistaken shooters
face off in the Parthenon
wine guzzled every day at 4pm.
His lady Josephine, the lady of the cushy pink chair
and pungent musk fame
goblet and jewel sale bundle
burn plastic trophy guts
and tiny OM chants
She’ll punch you in the teeth when you get home