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#thesideshow January 6th 2016 I am an Etiologist by Phil Lane

Etiology is the study of causation. I can look at a minivan smoldering on the median and dispassionately consider impact velocity, blood-alcohol level, sun glare, etc and etc.

Etiologists also study the origins of disease. My family has a disease. I am in the right line of work.

An Etiologist uses Latin words, which I like because they sound official. Actus rea and mens rea are much more impressive ways of saying action and state of mind.
In trying to connect the two, I am examining the sticks of furniture, the shags of carpet, the Christmas tree carcasses upon which black snowflakes have gathered.


Phil Lane is a writer, blogger, English instructor, and Bob Dylan/Boston Terrier enthusiast. He can be found online at twitter.com/thephillane.