The president, who used to be an archaeologist, who once was accused of murdering his wife, who used to fly the Millennium Falcon, took matters into his own hands. He grabbed hold of the terrorist and looked him in the eye. He said, “Get off my plane.”
Michael Chin was born and raised in Utica, New York and is currently an MFA candidate in creative writing at Oregon State University. He won the 2014 Jim Knudsen Editor’s Prize for fiction from the University of New Orleans and has previously published work with journals including Bayou Magazine, Weave Magazine, and The Pacific Review. Follow him on Twitter @miketchin.